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Veryacceptable.com was originally conceived by Luke Le Tissier and John Breessometime in summer 2001, whilst conducting a ridiculously bizarre conversation.

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Veryacceptable is a product of office culture. We must thank the numerous colleagues, greasy salesmen, and finance people who contribute to the content of this site on a daily basis.

Of course, none of this would be possible without the pure flow of inspiration from the BBC's greatest comedians (madmen)!

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Frogmental?

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WomanWizard DVD released!

Guernsey's Weather

This is a five minute summary taken by Veryacceptable's dedicated weather station on the west coast of Guernsey.

Wind
Max speed: 7.5 mph
Avg speed: 2.5 mph
Direction: 108° (ESE)

Temperature
Max: 14.4°C
Min: 13.9°C

Rain
Todays total: 0" at 00:37

Updated at 00:55, 4th June 2004 BST.

 

 

 

 

Handrolling Tobacco

[16-03-2004]  At Veryacceptable we feel it is essential that you know how to roll your own handrolling tobacco in 4 easy steps....

1) Use your thumbs and index finger on both hands, with the glue facing up and at the top. The rolling paper should have a crease about half way down, so you make another crease splitting the difference in the bottom half. Resulting in a little V shape.

2) Pinch a heaping teaspoon out of the pouch with your fingers and plop it in the middle of the crease.

3) Begin to level the tobacco off and start to roll it up.

4) Using your thumbs and index fingers, work the tobacco until it takes cylindrical form (which isn't more than a couple of rolls, back and forth) then roll it up lick and seal. If you roll it too much it gets to tightly packed and will not smoke well. Next, pinch the shaggy scraps hanging out the sides and toss them back in your pouch to be recycled. then pick an end that looks the best and using your thumb nail or finger nail bend in the very tip of the paper inside the cigarette cylinder. This makes a rim and provides you with a more stable cigarette and prevents little scraps from getting attached to your lips. Now sit back and have a relaxing smoke....Yupp!

 


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Content

Downloads
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Fine Wines
This section provides reviews on fine wines, particularly focusing on 'New World' reds.

Photos
Ever wondered what a good SLR can do? - Wait till we get some Canon D60 images in this section!

BDSelect
System tray based Backdrop selection utility for Windows®

Links

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chucknorris.com
dabs.com
deepbluedive.com
gibtek.co.uk
guernseybedding.com
letiss.com
llew.co.uk
reddwarf.co.uk
shiloh.org.uk
www.simplyscuba.com

Past News Items

April 2004
Unbelievably Pass
 
March 2004
Conehead sited Scuba diving!
The Corporate Zodiac
Handrolling Tobacco
 
January 2004
Bad Boys
All In One Utter Madness
Mandate Merchandise
Welsh Boys Aloud!
 
December 2003
Mission Statement
Frogmental?
 

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