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A Few Channel Island Jokes!

[19-03-2003]Kranjska Gora luxuriose Boutique-Hotels  Double glazing is doing great business in Guernsey in hope that the children cannot hear the icecream van when it comes round.

Dave Le Page called in to see his friend Ron Ozanne to find he was stripping the wallpaper from the walls.Rather obviously, he remarked "You're decorating, I see." to which Ron replied "No. I'm moving house, eh."

A Guernseyman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.

Guernsey Press ad: "Lost - a 5 note. Sentimental value.

Bonn cheap hotelsDid you hear about the Guernseyman who dropped a 50p piece?
It hit him on the back of the head.


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Past News Items

June 2003
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Not Acceptable!
The ultimate Guernseyman...
veryacceptable.co.uk goes live!
WomanWizard DVD released!
Veryacceptable Mailing list Online!
All in One Competition time!
Thanks, cheers, bye.
All in One
 
May 2003
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A Few Channel Island Jokes Part 2
 
April 2003
Carnies!
Caption Competition
BDSelect is back!
News Rating Feature Online!
D.I.Y
Fact of the Day!
Hard orange?
Simple BOOLEAN statement
Air duster madness!
 
March 2003
Mothers Day?
Hardware store receives gift!
Llewellyn's Solo Tour DVD out soon!
A Few Channel Island Jokes!
An acquired taste!
Content ideas
The End Times!
 
February 2003
Mistakes, isit?
Grease
Red Dwarf Series II DVD out now!
 
September 2002
Veryacceptable Wines Now Here!
 

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